I created my own damn tropical paradise....

So we went to San Francisco for a week. It was a blast as usual, ate like a fat-ass whale that thought the city was going to run out of rice....

We are going to visit my family this month so I can see my new, beautiful niece, yay!

We are saving money for our trip to Italy this fall....boooo, saving money sucks ;(

So, since there will be no tropical vacation this summer, I've decided to create my own.

Tadaaaaaa!!!!

(flip flops, sunglasses, and little cocktail umbrella not included)

Have you guys tried this sh!t??? It's a little Hawaiian heaven packaged in a cheap Bath and Body Works disguise.

See what satisfied customers have to say:


I'm loving Bath and Body Works "Coconut Lime", smells so summery and tropical. I want to drink myself with a little umbrella.....



Love it! I stole some of that from our hotel, shampoo + cond- shhhhhhhhhhhhh





Sometimes, I seriously think about licking my arms....




Sometimes, I want to cut an inch of my hair and chew it.

So, if you aren't going on a tropical dream vacation this summer, because the economy blows ass, go get some this lotion/body spray/body wash and rub it all over yourself.
Or ask the cabana boy to rub it all over for you...

(Yes, Bath and Body Works, I take free sh!t for cheap advertisement.)